Your gobbler is simply the best
A cure for even the most manically depressed
At 10, 12 or even 20
Your poundage is to be revered
A pardon from Pawlenty
Hunger to have appeared
Mass riots from your absence
Causes concern for the innocents
Tofurkey is just as good, they say
But it's to hell for PETA one day
Ended not by sword, gun, or obese overjoyed
It's a baster that shall be employed
Oh, Oh, Jenny-O
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